Leave a comment on Facebook with the crazy things you’ve started doing now that you’re definitely a mom.
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You might be a mom if you’ve redefined what crazy means after you’ve since checked off all of the boxes from the list you created before you had kids.
You might be a mom if you instantly become suspicious that your children are secretly strangling each other in their room because it is too quiet in your house and there’s no such thing as a quiet house anymore.
You might be a mom if you’ve ever used baby wipes instead of makeup removing wipes because hello! They do the same thing, and one is way cheaper than the other.
You might be a mom if you haven’t thought twice about sticking your hand into a clogged sink to pull out random bits of food because your hands have already seen way worse than anything in a kitchen sink.
You might be a mom if a major milestone in your household is the day you don’t have to buy diapers anymore. We celebrate that day with cake and streamers just like a birthday because hot darn, we did it!
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You might be a mom if you feel mixed emotions the first time your kid doesn’t announce that he’s going to use the bathroom and does it all by himself. “Like, I’m so happy, but I’m so sad.”
You might be a mom if you think anyone driving slightly over the speed limit on your street is a maniac speed demon who needs to slow down! There are kids riding their bikes for crying out loud!
You might be a mom if you’ve earnestly removed dirt from your child’s face using the spit from your own mouth.
And finally, you might be a mom if you like funny videos about stuff that moms do every day.
You might be a mom if “selfies” are now always “groupies” because your kids bum rush every picture you have ever taken.